I got 99 problems and there all bitches…

Aight people…yall now its getting cold outside and whats teh best sorce of warmth? a sweater? naaaaa what about a hoe! hell yes…go pick up a hoe today and shell be on yo ass all winter…if u cant get one throw me a fifty and ill throw you a hoe…happy holdays..

Aight mofuckas first ghetto tactic to share with yall…

1. When u gettin fat from eatin all that fast food over tha holidays be sho to get yo ghetto exercises in…yall be like what the hell?? yes…ghetto ecercieses…

- First workout is the lower abs and legs…yall gona creep up using those legs and abs to the largest home u can find without being seen…next yall gona work on your hops by jumping up and looking in the window to see if anyone there…if its clear then its time to work on the wrists u gona get yo lockpick and shove it in that door and give a few good shakes to the bolt till u get it loose…then u gona work your whole body crawling through the house till u find the tv…then u gona work your arms and legs by picking it up ( remember back straight ) and then u gona work on yo cardio and dipping the hell out of there till u get back to yo hood!!!!

Well now hope u use those well…happy holidays